I’m dying laughing that Squishables made a Goth Tree squishable plush toy (via Amazon; affiliate link). I love its little eyelashes and pouty face.
Take a look at the included photos on the Amazon listing – this thing is way bigger than I had expected!
Great for using as a year-round Halloween pillow on your bed, hugging during stressful family Christmas parties, or putting on a tabletop or mantel to use as your own Goth Christmas tree.